#1 A cuddle every now and then will not kill me. They will not cuddle me forever and however is my fault because i'm beautiful.
#2 Be brushed to prevent hair balls is a good thing. I will not start running in circles around my human to avoid
#3 I'm a rabbit weighing one kilo. Cut my nails should not take two days, two people and two tranquilizers (for me).
#4 I do not need to jump in the tub while my human is take a bath, and scratch her because I'm wetting myself.
#5 It is nice to have a clean litter. I do not need to grunt, growl and bite my human every time she's cleaning it, until she reaches the point of locking myself in another room
#6 I really have to stop jumping on the couch when unsuspecting humans are sleeping on it.
#7 I will accept the traditional meaning of the word "NO!" without try constantly to redefine it.
#8 I do not break down on side with half-closed eyes imitationing dead rabbit.
#9 I do not wash my genitals in front of guests.
#10 I will not launch on human, grunting and digging with my legs when she trying to get my bowl: she tries to fill it, not steal it.
#11 My philosophy is no longer "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine ONLY"
#12 All things under 30 cm are not mine because I've rubbed my chin.
#13 I will not think up misdeeds seems nice. I will think up assuming the appearance greedy rabbit.
#14 I must remember that I have huge feet with huge claws that can hurt the human skin.
#15 Humans are not very impressed by a rabbit that grunts and growls.
#16 I can not pass through walls, no matter how fast I can get.
#2 Be brushed to prevent hair balls is a good thing. I will not start running in circles around my human to avoid
#3 I'm a rabbit weighing one kilo. Cut my nails should not take two days, two people and two tranquilizers (for me).
#4 I do not need to jump in the tub while my human is take a bath, and scratch her because I'm wetting myself.
#5 It is nice to have a clean litter. I do not need to grunt, growl and bite my human every time she's cleaning it, until she reaches the point of locking myself in another room
#6 I really have to stop jumping on the couch when unsuspecting humans are sleeping on it.
#7 I will accept the traditional meaning of the word "NO!" without try constantly to redefine it.
#8 I do not break down on side with half-closed eyes imitationing dead rabbit.
#9 I do not wash my genitals in front of guests.
#10 I will not launch on human, grunting and digging with my legs when she trying to get my bowl: she tries to fill it, not steal it.
#11 My philosophy is no longer "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine ONLY"
#12 All things under 30 cm are not mine because I've rubbed my chin.
#13 I will not think up misdeeds seems nice. I will think up assuming the appearance greedy rabbit.
#14 I must remember that I have huge feet with huge claws that can hurt the human skin.
#15 Humans are not very impressed by a rabbit that grunts and growls.
#16 I can not pass through walls, no matter how fast I can get.
Bodily functions
#17 I will not intentionally pee on people I dislike.
#18 I will not scratch the wax from the ears and then lick off the fingers of the big feet. #19 I will not spend the Christmas mounting on my companion in front of all the guests.
#21 I do not need to chew 20 cm below each frame. There are already enough fiber in my diet.
#22 I do not eat more buttons of the remote to the point that humans should use a pencil to press.
#23 The toilet paper is not decorative.
#24 A green cleaner is not a huge celery noisy, so I do not have to chase all over the house my human and celery noisy.
#25 The candles burn me * always * the whiskers: I have not put my nose in every time to check it.
#17 I will not intentionally pee on people I dislike.
#18 I will not scratch the wax from the ears and then lick off the fingers of the big feet. #19 I will not spend the Christmas mounting on my companion in front of all the guests.
Destruction
#20 Eating the keyboard cable is not the best way to turn off the computer, even if the screensaver bothers me.#21 I do not need to chew 20 cm below each frame. There are already enough fiber in my diet.
#22 I do not eat more buttons of the remote to the point that humans should use a pencil to press.
#23 The toilet paper is not decorative.
#24 A green cleaner is not a huge celery noisy, so I do not have to chase all over the house my human and celery noisy.
#25 The candles burn me * always * the whiskers: I have not put my nose in every time to check it.
Food
#26 I am a rabbit, and rabbits are herbivores. Then I do not need to steal the ham from sandwiches.
#27 I should be provided with a label "I eat everything I see, except what makes me good."
#28 I will not eat my strawberries so I tinged with red around the nose and look bloody.
#29 Vegetables are not best if I roll it in the litter.
#30 Just because the cat has stayed in my hay, not mean it is ruined.
#27 I should be provided with a label "I eat everything I see, except what makes me good."
#28 I will not eat my strawberries so I tinged with red around the nose and look bloody.
#29 Vegetables are not best if I roll it in the litter.
#30 Just because the cat has stayed in my hay, not mean it is ruined.
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